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My Dad Wears Mandals
Written by Ross Cavins   
Saturday, 20 February 2010

My Dad Wears Mandals
My Dad Wears Mandals
I remember when the Mandals craze began.  At least I remember when it crept upon my family and took my dad hostage in its thorny little grip.  It was the year 2000.

Many remember that fateful year as the year that planes were supposed to fall from the sky, the year the "Survivor" reality TV craze began, the year the dot.com bubble burst, the year of Miami-Dade County and the hanging chads.

But in the year 2000, tragedy did not strike the world's computers; it struck my family.  In the form of Mandals.

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"Ass-Effects" a Promising New Drug
Written by Ross Cavins   
Saturday, 20 February 2010

Ass-Effects (Aciphex) may cause diarrhea.
Ass-Effects (Aciphex) may cause diarrhea.
Ass-Effects, a real drug actually spelled "AcipHex," is a new drug from Eisai Company, Ltd., of Tokyo, Japan.  The drug's country of origin should explain the lack of understanding of how this drug sounds on the TV when you're in the kitchen washing dishes.

Last month, while on my honeymoon, I heard about this drug in just that way.  We'd just ate homemade chili and the commercial caught my ears as I was drying a plate and contemplating the number of steps between the kitchen and the bathroom.

"Ask about prescription Ass-Effects.  One pill works all day, all night.  Try Ass-Effects for free ... Take it to your doctor, and ask if Ass-Effects is right for you.  Side effects with Ass-Effects may include pain, sore throat, gas, infection, and constipation."

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An American Dream ... In India
Written by Ross Cavins   
Wednesday, 23 September 2009

ImageI belong to this company that pays you to accept email ads.  It's not too annoying and right now, I have $76 built up in my account.  With all the advertising out there that I get bombarded with and offered no compensation, this is a welcome change.

About a month ago, I received an ad for a credit card.  Right now, to keep things under control, I only have one credit card.  It has a large enough limit that I don't need another.  But the only negative is that there's no rewards program.  Getting paid to charge instead of pay cash is also part of the American Dream, right?

So I took this ad up on its offer.  About two weeks later, the American Dreamcard from HSBC arrived in my mailbox.  I smirked as I opened the envelope.

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Thirty Years Later
Written by Ross Cavins   
Wednesday, 12 August 2009

Image Second grade.  Mrs. Mim's class.  It was a time of innocence and playfulness.  We were kids who knew nothing of the gas shortage or the real world.  The nation had not yet tasted inflation, political correctness hadn't been invented and computers were the size of an office building.  It was 1978; I was seven years old, and the friendships I forged then would last forever. 

Little did I know.

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A Myriad of Grammar Problems
Written by Ross Cavins   
Monday, 29 June 2009

Image I've written about how our nation's spelling acuities have decreased since the advent of the internet.  As a people, we spell bad.  Real bad.  But something that often escapes us is how bad our grammar is.

Now granted, I have a Computer Science degree, not an English degree.  So in many instances, I'm as guilty as the rest of you.  But that is no excuse.  Bad grammar is bad grammar.

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