There are two kinds of toilet paper: the good stuff and the other stuff.  The good stuff is fluffy and squeezably soft while the other stuff is scratchy and noticably thin.

The good stuff has commercials where kids cram it under their clothes and suddenly become indestructible.  They can run into other kids, play football, fall off buildings - all without a single scratch or bruise.

The other stuff doubles as sandpaper whenever I refinish furniture.

We are the children.  We are the ones who make a brighter day so let's start giving.  That's how the song goes and even though tons of stars banded together to record it for a good cause, I hate the song with an intense passion.

Why, you may ask?  Why would I hate this symbol of world peace and solidarity?  Why would I abhor this early Eighties collaboration among some of my favorite artists?

Because assholes sang it, that's why. 

What is the definition of a fruit?  Dictionary.com defines it as "the edible part of a plant developed from a flower, with any accessory tissues."

But I disagree.

Fruit:  Any manner of food that is eventually made into an artificial flavor used in Kool-Aid, Jolly Ranchers or Jello.

That covers all the good ones in my opinion:  apple, orange, strawberry, banana, cherry, black cherry, raspberry, watermelon, lemon, lime, blackberry, blueberry, peach, cranberry, grape, grapefruit, mulberry, plum, coconut, pineapple, papaya, guava, kiwi, mango, pumpkin ... etc. 

Well, I thought I'd try something a little different this week.  My bio and profile on other sites always talks about my cat and how awesome he is (but whiny) so here you go.

 I finally enter the LOLCatz craze by writing some nutty sayings over picture of my cat. 

Although, I feel that if he could really talk, he would sound something like this. 

Click on a photo below and Enjoy!