One of the worst action movie heros of all time (apologies to Chuck Norris).  Every movie of his is the same plot with the same moves and the same outcome.  There's always a bunch of people fighting with guns and his character usually abhors guns.  When one is in front of him, he'll walk around it to disarm a guy with a pinkie twist while the guy shoots 5 magazines of bullets at him, always missing at point blank range.  But amazingly, the pinkie twist takes the guy down in half a second.  One word, bullshit.

I mean, if you're gonna make an action movie, at least try to make it somewhat believable.  Give us a little credit here.

William H. Macy

I have one thing to say about the man, every movie he's in is good.  It's that simple.  He doesn't pick bad roles or bad movies.  He's golden.  If you're a movie producer or casting director, you already know what I'm going to say.  If you can get William H. Macy to be in your movie, you know it's good.

Let me give some examples.

I was eating chicken with a friend the other day, just shooting the breeze and enjoying a nice leisurely meal.  He's not necessarily an odd guy, grooms himself decently enough, has a nice tan, a beautiful wife, etc.  But there are some odd things about him.  For one, he raises exotic animals, like tigers and stuff.  He also walks with a bit of a stoop and quotes the Bible like it's a sports team's stats.

Now, none of this makes him a bad guy, he's a pretty good guy actually.  From what I can tell.  But you know how that goes, we all have our secrets we don't let just anyone know.  For instance, I shave in the shower.  Not a big deal but it's not something I would tell someone in a job interview, you know?