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ANNOUNCEMENTS - Swill Magazine is releasing it's 3rd volume and has featured one of my racier pieces on it's front page for the moment. Enjoy the story ... it's #3 of 11 in the series I wrote, Follow The Money.
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“Will you put that stupid Dilbert book away!” - Wife Number One, on our honeymoon |
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Written by Ross Cavins
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Sunday, 16 March 2008 |
 Dangerous Luggage
Actually, it was a typical Hollywood shootout scene on the TV; the good guys were pinned down by the bad guys with nowhere to go. And to make the scene as realistic as possible, neither side ran out of bullets.
Like every shootout scene ever filmed in the seventies. |
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Written by Ross Cavins
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Thursday, 06 March 2008 |
 Sparkling |
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Written by Ross Cavins
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Monday, 03 March 2008 |
 Stacy's Mom - Rachel Hunter.
When I was sixteen, I had a thing for MILFs. I liked older women. Truthfully, I liked any women, but the mature ones held something special for me.
This was long before the terms MILF and Soccer Mom existed. I don't know what we called them back then. Hot older chick?
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Written by Ross Cavins
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Thursday, 28 February 2008 |
 The First Knuckle Method.
That's my politically correct term for nose picking. I call it booger mining. Ingenious, huh? Conjures up visions of midgets with hardhats and lanterns, singing camp songs as they descend into the depths of a nasal cavity for another toiling day of mining. For boogers. |
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Monday, 25 February 2008 |
 I don't look this gay. Remember when you were a kid and it was a big deal to go to the grocery store? Do you recall why it meant so much to you? Did it by any chance have anything to do with the venerated cereal aisle?
Ahh, that cereal aisle, offering children the grandest of choices in sugary foods known to man. Cereals of rice, corn or oats; transfused with amazing sucralicsious sugar.
Sugar frosted. Sugar filled. Sugar smacked.
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