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- some kid at Sears
 



 
A Regular Seven
Written by Ross Cavins   
Monday, 08 December 2008

Image I got a chance to see my two nephews this past weekend and as always, their innocent insight into the world proved to be enlightening.  From Monkey Poop to thoughts on what colors of food are edible, they have a knack of pointing out things that us "adults" miss.

For instance, did you know that nicknames should make sense? 

My cousin has a little boy named Kyle but because the grandfather is Kyle and the uncle is Kyle Junior, this Kyle is referred to as "Little Kyle."  Sounds reasonable enough, right?

Until you mix kids into the equation.

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Another Interview with Ross Cavins
Written by Ross Cavins   
Monday, 01 December 2008

Image Yet another interview with F. Lawrence Caslin on Scrivel.com about my upcoming book, Follow The Money.

Click and enjoy!

Interview Here - Another Interview with Ross Cavins

 
An Interview with Ross Cavins about his upcoming book release
Written by Ross Cavins   
Monday, 01 December 2008

Image I get interviewed on Scrivel.com about my upcoming book, Follow The Money. 

Check it out and enjoy!

Interview Here - An Interview with Ross Cavins about his upcoming book release

 
Thoughts On Being Thankful
Written by Ross Cavins   
Monday, 24 November 2008

Image Thanksgiving is approaching and although it's not as big a deal in my family as Christmas is, I always try and take a moment to remember what the holiday stands for. Figuratively. To be thankful.

I'm thankful for my family.  They are always there and always support me. Even when I screw up and let me tell you, I've had some doozies.  Family is first and foremost in my life; I've taken some hard knocks to learn that one.

Then there's my health.  When I'm not popping out kidney stones or collecting yellow jacket stings or pulling muscles, my body is pretty solid.  I eat healthily-although some would argue; I still believe pizza comprises all four food groups-and I can do just about anything important that needs doing.

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Book Release: Follow The Money
Written by Ross Cavins   
Thursday, 20 November 2008

Follow The Money Now, from one of America's unsung writers, Ross Cavins, comes a book so humorous, so vile, so inane ... it could only be a cry for help.

Coming in early December, 2008, just in time for the Christmas season.

If you're looking for that perfect gift to give the person who has everything, this is it.  Because they definitely don't have it.

Plus, when they're done, they can re-gift it to someone and spread the love.  The love of Ross Cavins and his infinite ego.

 Follow The Money is a collection of eleven ten interconnected short stories, guaranteed to tickle your funny bone (and those of the people within your direct vicinity).  You'll want to read it over and over again.  In fact, you'll want several copies to give to friends and loved ones. 

Imagine the feeling of driving a brand new 1978 Trans Am (with the T-tops off) down the open road.  Now imagine wearing a thin t-shirt that says AC/DC in bold black letters, a pair of really short shorts, some red-striped socks pulled up to your knees, and a pair of beat-up Converses.  Now turn on the radio so loud you can't hear that the motor needs a tune-up.  Now hold it for a second ... If you want to feel this good all the time, you should get this book!

Get your very own copy NOW!!

 

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