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ANNOUNCEMENTS - Swill Magazine is releasing it's 3rd volume and has featured one of my racier pieces on it's front page for the moment. Enjoy the story ... it's #3 of 11 in the series I wrote, Follow The Money.
 
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- My Dad, getting rid of me at age 15
 
 
Movie Review: Hot Fuzz (2007)
Written by Ross Cavins   
Monday, 28 January 2008

Bloody Hilarious
Bloody Hilarious
Hot Fuzz is a British comedy brought to you by the director and writer of Shaun of the Dead, this movie is drop-dead hilarious and wonderfully well-produced.  One of the funniest movies I've seen in a long time, Hot Fuzz serves up that dry humor the Brits are so well-known for.

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Scrabble on TV
Written by Ross Cavins   
Tuesday, 22 January 2008

ImageI was playing Scrabble yesterday and I began to wonder if they televised the Scrabble championships.  They have them, you know, because I've read about them.  But do they televise them?  Do they provide play-by-play with color commentary?

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Movie Review: Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Written by Ross Cavins   
Wednesday, 16 January 2008

Gayness Personified
Gayness Personified
Spider-man 1 didn't trip my trigger and Spider-man 2 slightly redeemed the series.  But Spider-man 3 was the gayest of all three.  With such cheap tricks as an unexplained meteorite, short-term amnesia and hullaballoo science via a particle accelerator ... Spiderman 3 dips deep into Hollywood's wastebasket.  Add to that a cobbled-together plot with three (count'em-three!) villains and a love quadrangle, and you have the big-budget movie that just couldn't. 

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The Yard Art Phenomenon
Written by Ross Cavins   
Tuesday, 08 January 2008

A Garden Gnome.
A Garden Gnome.
An epidemic has swept the South, one of epic proportions that threatens the very underpinnings of good taste.  We've all seen it and we've all commented on it, it's the phenomenon of yard art and it's a plague that seems to have set in for the long haul.

Yard art takes on many forms, from your traditional gnomes (made popular by a certain internet travel site) to your pink flamingos to your garden variety ceramic rabbits.  There's yard art to match every whim and mood you might need. 

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The Lyric Mangler
Written by Ross Cavins   
Friday, 04 January 2008

Music Notes.It's a complete mystery to me.  How my five year old nephew can remember the words to every song he hears.  How he can recite entire passages from movies verbatim.  I don't understand, he must have a gene I don't.  I can't even sing a Christmas song completely through without substituting words that sound the same.

I'm what's called a Lyric Mangler.  I'm the guy who sings to every song he hears, and gets only 80% of the words correct.  I can hit the notes (most the time), but I can never remember the words.  Never.  Give me any song, from any era, and I guarantee I will screw it up. 

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