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I Follow The Moose Tracks
Written by Ross Cavins   
Monday, 01 September 2008

ImageMoose Tracks is one of the most popular ice cream flavors around.  Created by Denali Flavors , it first came on the market in the mid-90s and has steadily swept the nation.  I first remember trying it with Wife #1 in a little ice cream parlor on the waterfront in Savannah, Georgia.  Yum.

Moose Tracks, for those of you living in a hole, is creamy vanilla ice cream stuffed with rich chocolate fudge and creamy chocolate peanut butter cups.  But I've got to say one thing, it's not the best name for an ice cream.

What's the first thing you think of when you hear the name Moose Tracks?  Yep, me too.  Moose poop.

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Our Old Food
Written by Ross Cavins   
Monday, 25 August 2008

ImageOld people like to eat certain foods that no one else eats.  Or at the very least, foods they are stereotyped to eat because it's a dying food.  Like them.

I've always wondered why certain foods follow generations and then disappear.  Then I wonder, what will by my old food?  Generation X's old food?

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What 37 Means To Me
Written by Ross Cavins   
Monday, 18 August 2008

ImageI had a birthday this past Thursday.  I turned 37.  Getting older means different things to different people.  Thirty-seven isn't a magic number by any means, to most people, but to me, it promises to be a year to remember.

What does 37 mean to me?

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Goldie Hawn and the Prius
Written by Ross Cavins   
Monday, 11 August 2008

Image"Housesitter" ran on TBS this past weekend (written in mid-July).  I kept the sound off while I tried to write about different things.  I read through the paper where it talked about Toyota building its Prius here in the U.S.  That's not funny.

I read where investors fear that a bailout for Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac may be inevitable.  I've been saying that for years, that's what happens when you have half the nation's mortgages owned by government-chartered "public" companies.  Since your home is the single largest investment most of us have, that's basically like trusting government employees to handle your retirement portfolio.  Oh wait, that's called social security, right?  Again, not funny.

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Across The Universe
Written by Ross Cavins   
Monday, 04 August 2008

ImageI did it.  Despite the advice of a trusted movie friend, I watched the musical, Across The Universe.  This was a leap for me, you see, because other than Grease, I have hated every musical every produced.

I even hate musicals I've never seen.  Why?  I don't know.  There are some foods I hate that I've never tried.  I know I hate them but I then I feel I'm being silly and try them.  Guess what?  I hate them.  With musicals, most (heterosexual) men seem to feel the same way.  They hate them.

This is what makes me think there is something called the Gay Gene.  We could call it the Musicals Gene to be more PC.

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