We are the children.  We are the ones who make a brighter day so let's start giving.  That's how the song goes and even though tons of stars banded together to record it for a good cause, I hate the song with an intense passion.

Why, you may ask?  Why would I hate this symbol of world peace and solidarity?  Why would I abhor this early Eighties collaboration among some of my favorite artists?

Because morons sang it, that's why. 

What is the definition of a fruit?  Dictionary.com defines it as "the edible part of a plant developed from a flower, with any accessory tissues."

But I disagree.

Fruit:  Any manner of food that is eventually made into an artificial flavor used in Kool-Aid, Jolly Ranchers or Jello.

That covers all the good ones in my opinion:  apple, orange, strawberry, banana, cherry, black cherry, raspberry, watermelon, lemon, lime, blackberry, blueberry, peach, cranberry, grape, grapefruit, mulberry, plum, coconut, pineapple, papaya, guava, kiwi, mango, pumpkin ... etc. 

Well, I thought I'd try something a little different this week.  My bio and profile on other sites always talks about my cat and how awesome he is (but whiny) so here you go.

 I finally enter the LOLCatz craze by writing some nutty sayings over picture of my cat. 

Although, I feel that if he could really talk, he would sound something like this. 

Click on a photo below and Enjoy!

It's every humor writer's goal to write humor that is not only funny, but lasts a lifetime.  A good humorist strives to make his experiences in life relatable and enjoyable for the masses while being unique and witty enough to create his own voice.

That's what I want, to leave behind a legacy of humor.

When I find a willing partner, and God forbid, actually have some children of my own; I want them to remember me as a funny dad.  Not just a fun dad, which I know I'll be, but a funny dad.

I want my sense of humor to define me.