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Written by Ross Cavins
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Thursday, 06 March 2008 |
 Sparkling |
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Monday, 03 March 2008 |
 Stacy's Mom - Rachel Hunter.
When I was sixteen, I had a thing for MILFs. I liked older women. Truthfully, I liked any women, but the mature ones held something special for me.
This was long before the terms MILF and Soccer Mom existed. I don't know what we called them back then. Hot older chick?
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Thursday, 28 February 2008 |
 The First Knuckle Method.
That's my politically correct term for nose picking. I call it booger mining. Ingenious, huh? Conjures up visions of midgets with hardhats and lanterns, singing camp songs as they descend into the depths of a nasal cavity for another toiling day of mining. For boogers. |
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Monday, 25 February 2008 |
 I don't look this gay. Remember when you were a kid and it was a big deal to go to the grocery store? Do you recall why it meant so much to you? Did it by any chance have anything to do with the venerated cereal aisle?
Ahh, that cereal aisle, offering children the grandest of choices in sugary foods known to man. Cereals of rice, corn or oats; transfused with amazing sucralicsious sugar.
Sugar frosted. Sugar filled. Sugar smacked.
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Friday, 22 February 2008 |
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 Although not an original idea (see Hitchcock: Rear Window), Disturbia has some interesting characters and plot twists. Shia LaBeouf is a disturbed teenager who is sentenced to house arrest and witnesses (or imagines) a murder in his neighbor's house. Befriended by a new young hottie neighbor, Sarah Roemer, they set out with his best friend to investigate.
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