*not actual nephew I learned something this past weekend that disturbs me.  My four year old nephew Joey has a big schlong.  It's so big that it gets talked about. …

This past week, I took a vacation to Asheville.  I don't live there yet but I've planned on moving there after the New Year.  So I figured that I should…

The Fading LPThe world is constantly evolving.  It is inevitable; all that is now, will be no more.  Traditions are but man's futile attempts to preserve a way of life. …

I have some simple advice.  And since I've been married twice and freely admit to my mistakes, you can take it for what it's worth.  I can safely say that…

Dangerous LuggageI caught the ass end of a movie on cable today.  I don't remember the name of it but it doesn't matter.  What I want to point out is…

On my away home yesterday, a small sign caught my eye.  "Church For Sale."  It was in front of a little brick church with browning grass and sparse landscaping.  It…

So I had a yard sale with my parents and my sister this past weekend.  I know what you're thinking, in October?  Don't worry, the weather was a brisk 60…

I don't remember just how old I was, probably around seven or eight.  We had taken a family vacation to the beach and were staying with my aunt and uncle. …

For 37 years now, I have been an extremely picky eater.  I can't help it, it's just who I am.  I won't eat certain foods for the stupidest reasons.  What…

Growing up, I had what I affectionately called "Fat Boy Asthma."  Whenever I would play sports, I had trouble breathing.  I never experienced an attack for no reason like most…