Milfs Abound

Ross All I'm saying is, if you walk around with a wife-beater and no bra, you're inviting people to stare at your nips.

“Uh ... no.”

- Michelle P., a friend, when I wanted a real kiss on New Year's Eve

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Milfs Abound

Written by Ross Cavins

Monday, 03 March 2008 00:54

Stacy's Mom - Rachel Hunter.

MILF. A term I believe was made widely popular by the movie American Pie . It means Mother-I'd-Love-to-Fornicate. The F doesn't really stand for fornicate.

When I was sixteen, I had a thing for MILFs. I liked older women. Truthfully, I liked any women, but the mature ones held something special for me.

This was long before the terms MILF and Soccer Mom existed. I don't know what we called them back then. Hot older chick?

(For the record, this was too many years after the film, The Graduate , so I believe Mrs. Robinson wasn't in vogue any more.)

This was around the early 80s. Long before Fountains of Wayne came out with the song Stacy's Mom , a hot Rachel Hunter playing the MILF role in the popular music video. Rowr.

It was way befor the advent of internet porn and the dial-a-fetish approach to it we have now. Go ahead, type MILF into Google and see what you get. Let me help --> Google: MILF

I liked MILFs when I was sixteen. When I was twenty-one. Twenty-six. Thirty-one. And now, at thirty-six, I find them absolutely irresistable.

I've entered my own personal heaven. Why? Because I am finally the same age as the MILFs I lust after.

And you know what? I'm loving every milfing minute of it!

Any Milfs reading this may email me at This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it for more details ... or to just send me any nudie pictures of yourself you may have.

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