not actual bathroom or chair I went to a married friend's party this past weekend.  There were mostly couples there but my buddy promised me there would be some single…

I was talking with a friend the other day and he suddenly turned to me and said, "Do you smell that?"  My instinctive reaction was to say, "It wasn't me,"…

William H. Macy

I have one thing to say about the man, every movie he's in is good.  It's that simple.  He doesn't pick bad roles or bad movies. …

As a child during the 70s, when sugar was cheap and inflation a virtual myth, we were privy to a selection of breakfast cereals that, like 60s rock music, can…

A Garden Gnome.An epidemic has swept the South, one of epic proportions that threatens the very underpinnings of good taste.  We've all seen it and we've all commented on it,…

Kids always find ways to rebel against older generations.  They do it through music and art and hair styles and more obviously, through clothing fashions.  For instance, do  you tuck…

Everyone remembers their first date.  It's a special experience that you never forget.  Like your first real kiss.  Or your first car.  Or your first computer.

My first date…

The First Knuckle Method.You've seen these people.  We all have.  The people that engage in some good old fashioned public booger mining.

That's my politically correct term for nose…

Ass-Effects (Aciphex) may cause diarrhea. Ass-Effects, a real drug actually spelled "AcipHex," is a new drug from Eisai Company, Ltd., of Tokyo, Japan.  The drug's country of origin should explain…

Second grade.  His name was Marvin.  He was in first grade but he was my age.  He either failed or was held back or started late.  And no, I don't…