Dirty Pickles (May 23, 2007)

Ross All I'm saying is, if you walk around with a wife-beater and no bra, you're inviting people to stare at your nips.

“Are you stupid?”

- some kid at Sears

The End of Baseball Rain

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PUBLISHED - The Other Twin

Hackwriters.com published another of my stories, a creative non-fiction piece based on a true story. You may go HERE to read it.
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