|
| |
|
“You call that six inches?” - Sharon, my first real girlfriend
|
| |
|
|
|
-
-
I am now a published author. Well, semi-published. Somebody else thought enough to put my words on their site, so I guess that makes me published. Visit hackwriters.com …
-
Everyone remembers a couple bullies from their school years. But there's usually one in particular that always stands out. He was the meanest, snottiest excuse for a human being on…
-
Okay, here's the deal: My office was broken into over the 4th of July holiday. My computer, my brand new Dell computer, was stolen along with all my personal stuff…
-
Men can be defined in more ways than having a penis. We like our sports, whether we're playing them or watching them. We fart in our sleep even if we…
-
Yesterday, someone asked me how my day was. I took a few seconds and then told them, "Pretty good, got a lot done. Yep, it was a pretty good day." …
-
I had a once in a lifetime deal pass my way the other day and I felt the need to tell you about it. If you had a chance to…
-
What is it with this going bald thing? Aren't you supposed to get your bald pattern from your mother's father? Until a few years ago, I used to feel good…
-
Stacy's Mom - Rachel Hunter.MILF. A term I believe was made widely popular by the movie American Pie . It means Mother-I'd-Love-to-Fornicate. The F doesn't really stand for…
-
I want to know something. Who invented the bathroom exhaust fan? I'll tell you, a genius, that's who. A veritable God among men. Whoever it was may have inadvertently saved…
|
|
| |
|
Written by Ross Cavins
|
|
Monday, 20 August 2007 02:11 |
|
I don't care what anyone says or how many people give me wedgies for this but I think Martha Stewart is hot. Before the email barage begins, have you seen the August 2007 issue of Wired? She's splayed over the front cover, smiling like a million bucks.
 Martha Stewart on the cover of Wired Magazine. Picture as your mom's best friend, the one who's divorced and out catting around looking for younger men at restaurant bars. Can't you see it? Look at her smile! You gotta agree with me on that, even if you disagree on everything else out of principle. She has an electric smile.
And I'll say one thing about the sexual aspect. When it comes to acting out fantasies with her, you really can dress up and play prison guard / inmate! Afterwards, she can show you how to properly organize your life into an eight-by-eight room. Think of the tricks you'll learn. Where to hide a shank, how to make a single roll of toilet paper last two weeks and how to make prison hooch from a honey bun, a few oranges and a used Tang container.
Martha Stewart may not be Angelina Jolie or Halle Berry, but in her own librarian MILF kinda way, she's pretty hot. Just make sure you put the salad fork to the left of the dinner fork. Or is it the right? No, pretty sure it's the left.
|
|
| |
 |
|
|
|
|
