Resume Tips

Resume Tips

The other day, a friend asked me for help on their resume and I took a minute to write out a coupla tips on how to fix up your resume.  I used to own several different businesses and there were certain things I looked for on resumes, things that would catch my...

The Special Cookies

I've been married twice, to two completely different women.  Number One was 5-5, long blond hair, green eyes, curvy, smart, from West Palm Beach with a strong Catholic upbringing and strict parents that made you instantly want to save her.  When she...

The Time Warner Debacle

The property management place where I work is moving offices and I was put in charge of coordinating all the utilities and services migration.  In other words, I had to call BellSouth (now AT&T), Time Warner, etc. and schedule dates for transfer of services,...

Painted Fingernails

Painted FingernailsI love painted fingernails on a woman.  Simply put.  There's just something about it that gives a woman that something extra special.  It makes her more feminine, surrounds her with an aura of sexiness.  But it doesn't...

Giada de Laurentiis And Emeril Lagasse

Giada de Laurentiis is just plain hot. There's no getting around it. Not only does she know her stuff about cooking and food, but she's as sexy as a chef can be. Talk about your kitchen fantasies. Move over Julia Childs. Step aside Justin the Cajun cook. Go...

Steven Seagal is a Dick

Steven Seagal isone of the worst action movie heros of all time (apologies to Chuck Norris).  Every movie of his is the same plot with the same moves and the same outcome.  There's always a bunch of people fighting with guns and his character usually abhors...

William H. Macy

William H. MacyI have one thing to say about the man, every movie he's in is good.  It's that simple.  He doesn't pick bad roles or bad movies.  He's golden.  If you're a movie producer or casting director, you already know what...

The Chicken Leg

I was eating chicken with a friend the other day, just shooting the breeze and enjoying a nice leisurely meal.  He's not necessarily an odd guy, grooms himself decently enough, has a nice tan, a beautiful wife, etc.  But there are some odd things about...

Jesus Loves Me … But …

Will he talk to the IRS for me?  I drive around town and see signs like "Jesus Loves You" and "Jesus Forgives" but my big question is, can he get some of tax debt forgiven?  A Jesus Loves You T-shirt.Due to some screwed up business...

Dirty Pickles (Jun 28, 2007)

Old people and sex ... seems to be a recurring motif for me.  I hope I have sex when I'm old.  Hell, I hope I have sex this week. It's always funny to make fun of old men and their penises, isn't it?