My LOL Cat
Well, I thought I'd try something a little different this week. My bio and profile on other sites always talks about my cat and how awesome he is (but whiny) so here you go. I finally enter the LOLCatz craze by writing some nutty sayings over picture of my cat....
A Legacy of Humor
It's every humor writer's goal to write humor that is not only funny, but lasts a lifetime. A good humorist strives to make his experiences in life relatable and enjoyable for the masses while being unique and witty enough to create his own voice. That's what I want,...
The Dreaded Condom Aisle
One for every mood. All men eventually experience that first time in the condom aisle. Be it in the local drug store or the 7-11 down the street, we've all had that "emergency" purchase. It's a very uncomfortable situation, worse than being the schmuck at the...
I Blame the Gremlins
Cute and Cuddly Gismo. Wus. When I was younger, much younger, the movie "Gremlins " was released. I was twelve when we went to see it in the theatre and let me tell you, this was not a movie for kids. It was a horror film. I know Spike laughed all the time, and he...
My First Date
Everyone remembers their first date. It's a special experience that you never forget. Like your first real kiss. Or your first car. Or your first computer. My first date was with Angela Smith. We were both fifteen and went to different schools. That's how I got...
The Last Milli Vanilli Fan
Blame it on the Producer. Back in the spring of 1989 when Milli Vanilli released their smash Album, Girl You Know It's True, a friend of mine introduced them to me. I made a copy of her cassette (life before CDs in my world) and practically wore it out in my tape...
Dre Not As Good As Cube
Yeah, you heard me right: Dre not as good as Cube. I overheard this the other day out in public. I don't know about you but I didn't need to hear any more. What witticism can you follow this up with anyway? Any actual conversation that follows would be pale in...
Movie Review: Gone Baby Gone (2007)
Powerful Casey Affleck plays a young detective hired to find a woman's abducted niece. But his partner/wife is reluctant to take the case because she doesn't want to be the one to find a dead girl in a dumpster somewhere. After seeing the girl's picture, they break...
Can You Hear Me Now?
Who the hell's he talking to? No, this isn't about a stupid cell phone commercial where a chubby geeky guy walks around saying the stupid catch-phrase into a dummy phone. (Side note: I had seen three different commercials before I noticed his wannabe beer gut. You...
Movie Review: Rescue Dawn (2007)
Needs Rescuing Christian Bale stars as Dieter Dengler, an Air Force Ranger that gets shot down over Laos during a pre-Vietnam black ops mission. His capture, torture and rescue comprise the plot to this real-life story of the human spirit. Bale plays a very complex...