Things You Can Get For Five Bucks
The interwebs has changed everything. Not only can I order my Dominos pizza online, but I can control a client's computer or discover new music or research Germany, all from the comfort of my duct-taped captain's chair. But the newest thing I've discovered is what I...
A Letter to Arby’s
Dear Arby's, First, I would like to begin by thanking you for the invention of the curly fry. It is amazing, with its unique shape and lovely spices; it is indeed a credit to American ingenuity. But having said that, there are a few things I would like to mention,...
The Day I Had A Gun Pointed At My Face
Four hours ago, my leasing office was robbed. There were two guys. The tall one pointed a gun at my face while the other told me not to say anything and asked where the money was. The gun had a long barrel. The whole thing took thirty seconds and happened four...