England Speaks English

    I know this seems to be a recurring motif, but in my younger years, I wasn't too swift.  Oh sure, I had my IQ points and I did well in school, but I was severely lacking in common sense.  There are all sorts of things that I could blame like a late-blooming pubescence...

    The Greatest Condiment Ever Invented: Ketchup

    Some might disagree but they'd be wrong.  There are other condiments that run a close second but as far as I am concerned, ketchup is the most important food accompaniment ever invented.The British might make a case for mayonnaise, as would some...

    If The Shoe Fits …

    Back in high school, I worked in the shoe department at Sears in the mall.  I started the summer before in Personnel but when school came around, I moved out to the sales floor.  Into the shoe department.  I was Al Bundy before the show ever...