The Chicken Leg
I was eating chicken with a friend the other day, just shooting the breeze and enjoying a nice leisurely meal. He's not necessarily an odd guy, grooms himself decently enough, has a nice tan, a beautiful wife, etc. But there are some odd things about...
Jesus Loves Me … But …
Will he talk to the IRS for me? I drive around town and see signs like "Jesus Loves You" and "Jesus Forgives" but my big question is, can he get some of tax debt forgiven? A Jesus Loves You T-shirt.Due to some screwed up business...
Dirty Pickles (Jun 28, 2007)
Old people and sex ... seems to be a recurring motif for me. I hope I have sex when I'm old. Hell, I hope I have sex this week. It's always funny to make fun of old men and their penises, isn't it?