No Ass Syndrome

    I have no ass.  At all.  I'm 35 and my ass has left me flatter than my mattress.  It just took off one day without writing or saying goodbye. I Have No AssI mean, it's not that I had a big ass to begin with.  Really, as I look back, it was...

    The Floor Dwellers

    People can be divied into two types and it seems as if most women belong to that one group I don't.  You know what I'm talking about, I'm talking about Floor Dwellers.  Yep, Floor Dwellers, you know who you are. Sexy Floor DwellerYou're the...