Overs vs. Unders: The Great Toilet Paper Debate
Over Is Right, Under Is Wrong Just the other day, I had to change toilet paper rolls in two of our three bathrooms. I didn't realize it at the time but that small event made me completely ecstatic. You see, I'm an "Over" and my wife is an "Under." Let me...
The Gay Card
Recently, I entered my wife and I into a "Couple's Best" contest where you submit a 200 word story of how you met, and people vote on the best story. I figured I'd write up our story, and we'd have to win versus all those amateurs. At stake was a $50 mall gift...
Review – Meeting Mr. Wrong
"Don't email me if you want a supermodel. I'm twenty-two, divorced, and I have twins. I'm also overweight, unattractive, and have no education to speak of. I'm pretty much not going to bring anything to the table except the fact that I'm pretty nice and won't ask you...