Overs vs. Unders: The Great Toilet Paper Debate
Over Is Right, Under Is Wrong Just the other day, I had to change toilet paper rolls in two of our three bathrooms. I didn’t realize it at the time but that small event made me completely ecstatic. You see, I’m an “Over” and my wife is an “Under.” Let me…
The Gay Card
Recently, I entered my wife and I into a “Couple’s Best” contest where you submit a 200 word story of how you met, and people vote on the best story. I figured I’d write up our story, and we’d have to win versus all those amateurs. At…
Review – Meeting Mr. Wrong
“Don’t email me if you want a supermodel. I’m twenty-two, divorced, and I have twins. I’m also overweight, unattractive, and have no education to speak of. I’m pretty much not going to bring anything to the table except the fact that…