You Can’t Catch Me!
My parents are getting older. They're in their sixties now. While that's still relatively young by today's standards, they can't do things like they used to. Every time I visit home, one or both of them is hobbling in some new way. Hips, knees, shoulders, ankles. ...
On Scrivel: Time For The Great Pumpkin
I have a new piece appearing on Scrivel: Time For The Great Pumpkin . Please enjoy!
The Brotherhood of the Traveling Boxers
My friend Jeff and I were heading out for burgers when he pulled the top of his boxers out of his pants and said, "You know how long I've had these?" Usually when I hear a rhetorical question, I answer with something outlandish. Like "Gary Oldman." Or "three". Or...