The Brotherhood of the Traveling Boxers
My friend Jeff and I were heading out for burgers when he pulled the top of his boxers out of his pants and said, "You know how long I've had these?" Usually when I hear a rhetorical question, I answer with something outlandish. Like "Gary Oldman." Or "three". Or...
Long Schlongs
*not actual nephew I learned something this past weekend that disturbs me. My four year old nephew Joey has a big schlong. It's so big that it gets talked about. The boy is set for life. I didn't learn this by giving him a bath or anything. I learned it from my...
On Scrivel: The Yellow Jacket Incident
I have a new piece on Scrivel written just this past weekend. I think you might enjoy it: The Yellow Jacket Incident .