Long Schlongs
*not actual nephew I learned something this past weekend that disturbs me. My four year old nephew Joey has a big schlong. It's so big that it gets talked about. The boy is set for life. I didn't learn this by giving him a bath or anything. I learned it from my...
On Scrivel: The Yellow Jacket Incident
I have a new piece on Scrivel written just this past weekend. I think you might enjoy it: The Yellow Jacket Incident .
The Kettlenetics K-Bell
Look out for the newest fitness fad that's sweeping the nation! It's the exercise craze that's got Hollywood stars Matthew McConaughey and Katherine Heigel looking like a million dollars. It's Kettlenetics!! And oh my god, it's a real product. It may be the gayest...