
Good TP & Low-Flow Toilets
There are two kinds of toilet paper: the good stuff and the other stuff. The good stuff is fluffy and squeezably soft while the other stuff is scratchy and noticably thin. The good stuff has commercials where kids cram it under their clothes and suddenly become...

We Are The World
We are the children. We are the ones who make a brighter day so let's start giving. That's how the song goes and even though tons of stars banded together to record it for a good cause, I hate the song with an intense passion. Why, you may ask? Why would I hate...

Pears: The Un-Fruit
What is the definition of a fruit? Dictionary.com defines it as "the edible part of a plant developed from a flower, with any accessory tissues." But I disagree. Fruit: Any manner of food that is eventually made into an artificial flavor used in Kool-Aid, Jolly...