The Dreaded Condom Aisle
One for every mood. All men eventually experience that first time in the condom aisle. Be it in the local drug store or the 7-11 down the street, we've all had that "emergency" purchase. It's a very uncomfortable situation, worse than being the schmuck at the...
I Blame the Gremlins
Cute and Cuddly Gismo. Wus. When I was younger, much younger, the movie "Gremlins " was released. I was twelve when we went to see it in the theatre and let me tell you, this was not a movie for kids. It was a horror film. I know Spike laughed all the time, and he...
My First Date
Everyone remembers their first date. It's a special experience that you never forget. Like your first real kiss. Or your first car. Or your first computer. My first date was with Angela Smith. We were both fifteen and went to different schools. That's how I got...