bacon | Ross Cavins Author https://rosscavins.com Author, Funny Humor and such. Sun, 02 Nov 2014 16:12:32 +0000 en-US hourly 1 Pork, The Natural Laxative https://rosscavins.com/pork-the-natural-laxative/ Mon, 09 Mar 2009 04:00:00 +0000 http://www.rosscavins.com/2009/03/08/pork-the-natural-laxative/ Yesterday, I made the bestest breakfast in the world.  I fried up three sausage patties, six slices of bacon, and two eggs over easy.  Then I added two pieces of toast, slathered in enough butter so that it seeped through to the back of the bread. In an expert’s opinion, it’s not a real healthy […]

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]]> The Jew and the Bacon https://rosscavins.com/the-jew-and-the-bacon/ Mon, 15 Sep 2008 11:52:14 +0000 http://www.rosscavins.com/2008/09/15/the-jew-and-the-bacon/ BLT – hold the L and T I have two bosses, a 49-yr old Korean woman and an 86-yr old Jewish man.  The woman is the caring, motherly type that treats me like another son.  The old man is a codgy bugger who built a couple million-dollar companies up from scratch and now plays around […]

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]]> Real Men Use Loofahs https://rosscavins.com/real-men-use-loofahs/ Fri, 17 Aug 2007 11:19:44 +0000 http://www.rosscavins.com/2007/08/17/real-men-use-loofahs/ It's the new millennium and has been for quite a few years.  The definition of what constitutes a man is being rewritten on a daily basis.  Not only is he responsible for bringing home the bacon, but also running the kids to soccer practice, making dinner and splitting the housework. Some men go overboard on […]

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