boogers | Ross Cavins Author https://rosscavins.com Author, Funny Humor and such. Sun, 02 Nov 2014 16:32:32 +0000 en-US hourly 1 Public Booger Mining https://rosscavins.com/public-booger-mining/ Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:53:49 +0000 http://www.rosscavins.com/2008/02/28/public-booger-mining/ The First Knuckle Method. You’ve seen these people.  We all have.  The people that engage in some good old fashioned public booger mining. That’s my politically correct term for nose picking.  I call it booger mining.  Ingenious, huh?  Conjures up visions of midgets with hardhats and lanterns, singing camp songs as they descend into the […]

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]]> The Purpose of Fingernails https://rosscavins.com/the-purpose-of-fingernails/ Thu, 18 Oct 2007 12:16:03 +0000 http://www.rosscavins.com/2007/10/18/the-purpose-of-fingernails/ The lungs provide our bodies with life-giving oxygen. The heart pumps our blood, the kidneys filter our system, the eyes provide visual representations of the world around us. We've even discovered that the appendix has a purpose, to store excess bacteria. But what are the fingernails for? Your first thought is that they do serve […]

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