pork | Ross Cavins Author https://rosscavins.com Author, Funny Humor and such. Sun, 02 Nov 2014 16:12:32 +0000 en-US hourly 1 Pork, The Natural Laxative https://rosscavins.com/pork-the-natural-laxative/ Mon, 09 Mar 2009 04:00:00 +0000 http://www.rosscavins.com/2009/03/08/pork-the-natural-laxative/ Yesterday, I made the bestest breakfast in the world.  I fried up three sausage patties, six slices of bacon, and two eggs over easy.  Then I added two pieces of toast, slathered in enough butter so that it seeped through to the back of the bread. In an expert’s opinion, it’s not a real healthy […]

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]]> The Jew and the Bacon https://rosscavins.com/the-jew-and-the-bacon/ Mon, 15 Sep 2008 11:52:14 +0000 http://www.rosscavins.com/2008/09/15/the-jew-and-the-bacon/ BLT – hold the L and T I have two bosses, a 49-yr old Korean woman and an 86-yr old Jewish man.  The woman is the caring, motherly type that treats me like another son.  The old man is a codgy bugger who built a couple million-dollar companies up from scratch and now plays around […]

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