scared | Ross Cavins Author https://rosscavins.com Author, Funny Humor and such. Sun, 02 Nov 2014 16:25:45 +0000 en-US hourly 1 The Dreaded Condom Aisle https://rosscavins.com/the-dreaded-condom-aisle/ Mon, 19 May 2008 05:00:00 +0000 http://www.rosscavins.com/2008/05/19/the-dreaded-condom-aisle/ One for every mood. All men eventually experience that first time in the condom aisle.  Be it in the local drug store or the 7-11 down the street, we’ve all had that “emergency” purchase.  It’s a very uncomfortable situation, worse than being the schmuck at the register when the teenage girl asks over the intercom […]

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]]> I Blame the Gremlins https://rosscavins.com/i-blame-the-gremlins/ Mon, 12 May 2008 04:00:00 +0000 http://www.rosscavins.com/2008/05/11/i-blame-the-gremlins/ Cute and Cuddly Gismo. Wus. When I was younger, much younger, the movie “Gremlins ” was released.  I was twelve when we went to see it in the theatre and let me tell you, this was not a movie for kids. It was a horror film. I know Spike laughed all the time, and he […]

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