Select Category | Ross Cavins Author https://rosscavins.com Author, Funny Humor and such. Sun, 02 Nov 2014 16:37:14 +0000 en-US hourly 1 Holmium Laser Lithotripsy or (Kidney Stone Blaster!) https://rosscavins.com/holmium-laser-lithotripsy-or-kidney-stone-blaster/ Mon, 16 Mar 2009 04:00:00 +0000 http://www.rosscavins.com/2009/03/15/holmium-laser-lithotripsy-or-kidney-stone-blaster/ This past week, I had my bi-annual kidney stone attack.  Only, this attack was a culmination of a bunch of small attacks that have happened over the last few months. It finally got to the point where I couldn’t keep anything down (read: upchuck) and I decided to call my urologist. It happened Sunday night […]

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]]> Rogaining My Life Away https://rosscavins.com/rogaining-my-life-away/ Mon, 26 Jan 2009 04:00:00 +0000 http://www.rosscavins.com/2009/01/25/rogaining-my-life-away/ I’ve done it.  I ordered the generic version of Rogaine.  Minoxidil is the magic ingredient and it promises to restore my masculinity. I know the negatives.  It’ll make my scalp itch.  Maybe even dry it out some.  It may not work even for me.  And if it does, I’ll have to use it for the […]

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]]> Our Old Food https://rosscavins.com/our-old-food/ Mon, 25 Aug 2008 05:00:00 +0000 http://www.rosscavins.com/2008/08/25/our-old-food/ Old people like to eat certain foods that no one else eats.  Or at the very least, foods they are stereotyped to eat because it’s a dying food.  Like them. I’ve always wondered why certain foods follow generations and then disappear.  Then I wonder, what will by my old food?  Generation X’s old food? Is […]

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]]> Rudolph Sends Wrong Message https://rosscavins.com/rudolph-sends-wrong-message/ Mon, 17 Dec 2007 11:34:34 +0000 http://www.rosscavins.com/2007/12/17/rudolph-sends-wrong-message/ The Original Rudolph Booklet The song of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer dates from 1939, when the Chicago-based Montgomery Ward company asked one of their copywriters to come up with a Christmas story they could give away to shoppers as a promotional gimmick.  Robert L. May rejected a few names for the story (Rollo, Reginald) before […]

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]]> PUBLISHED – The Other Twin https://rosscavins.com/published-the-other-twin/ Thu, 04 Oct 2007 15:38:14 +0000 http://www.rosscavins.com/2007/10/04/published-the-other-twin/ Hackwriters.com published another of my stories, a creative non-fiction piece based on a true story.  You may go HERE to read it. 

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