Long Schlongs

Long Schlongs

*not actual nephew I learned something this past weekend that disturbs me.  My four year old nephew Joey has a big schlong.  It’s so big that it gets talked about.  The boy is set for life. I didn’t learn this by giving him a bath or anything.  I learned...
The Kettlenetics K-Bell

The Kettlenetics K-Bell

Look out for the newest fitness fad that’s sweeping the nation!  It’s the exercise craze that’s got Hollywood stars Matthew McConaughey and Katherine Heigel looking like a million dollars.  It’s Kettlenetics!! And oh my god, it’s a real...
Yard Sale Fever

Yard Sale Fever

So I had a yard sale with my parents and my sister this past weekend.  I know what you’re thinking, in October?  Don’t worry, the weather was a brisk 60 degrees; it was nice.  Rain had threatened us all week but it came a day early and stopped around four...

On Scrivel: 24 in 24

I just posted a piece I wrote about the "24" phenomenon.  It really doesn't fit in as a Short Story or a Flash Fiction or even an essay.  But I feel it fits Scrivel's new format.  24 in 24