The Story of Dishwater Johnson

The Story of Dishwater Johnson

Dishwater Johnson is a guy everyone knows.  We see him everywhere.  In a McDonald’s drive-thru paying with a hundred.  At a construction site with his hat on backwards.  In a Wal-Mart parking lot trying to park in the space with the cart corral. Dishwater...
Shirt In Or Out?

Shirt In Or Out?

Kids always find ways to rebel against older generations.  They do it through music and art and hair styles and more obviously, through clothing fashions.  For instance, do  you tuck your shirt in or leave it out? This was a conversation I had with a friend months...
Good TP & Low-Flow Toilets

Good TP & Low-Flow Toilets

There are two kinds of toilet paper: the good stuff and the other stuff.  The good stuff is fluffy and squeezably soft while the other stuff is scratchy and noticably thin. The good stuff has commercials where kids cram it under their clothes and suddenly become...
We Are The World

We Are The World

We are the children.  We are the ones who make a brighter day so let’s start giving.  That’s how the song goes and even though tons of stars banded together to record it for a good cause, I hate the song with an intense passion. Why, you may ask?  Why...
Pears: The Un-Fruit

Pears: The Un-Fruit

What is the definition of a fruit?  Dictionary.com defines it as “the edible part of a plant developed from a flower, with any accessory tissues.” But I disagree. Fruit:  Any manner of food that is eventually made into an artificial flavor used in...