America The Slob

It disgusts me.  The litter I see on the side of the road.  Potato chip bags, aluminum cans, candy wrappers.  You name it, Americans throw it out their car windows instead of simply dropping it into a trash can.Not only is it infuriating to me, it's...

Salmon Treats Anyone?

It was many years ago on a Christmas Eve that my Aunt Pat did something none of us have ever let her forget.  On a dare, she ate a cat treat, one of those little soft chewy ones that come in the resealable foil Ziploc packs.  I think it was salmon...

Stealing Our Tennis

I was hanging out with a bunch of guys watching the US Open on television the other week.  We were watching the women's game (no comment) between Venus Williams and Jelena Jankovic when one of the guys said, "Man, I'm getting tired of all these...

The Deal Breaker

I had a once in a lifetime deal pass my way the other day and I felt the need to tell you about it.  If you had a chance to make forty to fifty thousand dollars flipping a house, wouldn't you be excited too?A tenant my bosses are about to evict dropped by the...

I Am Native American

I was born in America.  I was raised in America.  I possess a distinctly American belief system.  Therefore I’m a Native American by all sense of the term, right?  Then why am I supposed to check Caucasian White on all those damn government...