Why Divorce Rates Are So High

Okay, first, if you’re looking for actual scientific data, you’re looking in the wrong place.  I’m totally pulling all this stuff out of my rear but since my rear has been divorced twice, I think I have a little experience in the matter. ...

WWJD: I Bet Jesus Could Dunk

If Jesus came back today, I bet he could dunk a basketball.  With that whole water-to-wine, healing-the-blind, walking-on-water thing, you know dunking would be a walk in the park.  Think about it, Jesus would be one helluva basketball player.Who...

I Thought I Was Phish Proof

I'm as tech-savvy as they come.  I've been a computer programmer for a major corporation, I've been a head CIS guy, I've run my own businesses, including one where I built internet sites and presences on the web.  As far as the internet goes,...

The Six Dollar Store

The other day, I was visiting with my parents and my Mom exclaimed with the fervor of a teenager that she found a six dollar store.  A six dollar store?  I've heard of a dollar store and a 99 cent store, even a two dollar store.  But a six dollar...
The Stain

The Stain

I have a legitimate question.  Why can’t food stains be pretty?  One day, you’re sitting there minding your own business, eating a perfectly good chili burger and when you bring it up to your mouth … sloosh, chili all over your shirt.  And not just...