by Ross Cavins | Jul 16, 2007 | Blog
Steven Seagal isone of the worst action movie heros of all time (apologies to Chuck Norris). Every movie of his is the same plot with the same moves and the same outcome. There’s always a bunch of people fighting with guns and his character usually... by Ross Cavins | Jul 14, 2007 | Blog
William H. MacyI have one thing to say about the man, every movie he's in is good. It's that simple. He doesn't pick bad roles or bad movies. He's golden. If you're a movie producer or casting director, you already know what... by Ross Cavins | Jul 12, 2007 | Blog
I was eating chicken with a friend the other day, just shooting the breeze and enjoying a nice leisurely meal. He's not necessarily an odd guy, grooms himself decently enough, has a nice tan, a beautiful wife, etc. But there are some odd things about... by Ross Cavins | Jul 11, 2007 | Blog
Will he talk to the IRS for me? I drive around town and see signs like "Jesus Loves You" and "Jesus Forgives" but my big question is, can he get some of tax debt forgiven? A Jesus Loves You T-shirt.Due to some screwed up business... by Ross Cavins | Jul 11, 2007 | Dirty Comics
Old people and sex … seems to be a recurring motif for me. I hope I have sex when I’m old. Hell, I hope I have sex this week. It’s always funny to make fun of old men and their penises, isn’t it?