The Bigger Bible
Does a bigger Bible make you a better Christian? I've got a friend that seems to always have this huge Bible with him wherever he goes. I've often wondered if he thinks that makes him more pious or more dedicated. Let's say two priests...
The Internet Has Ruinned Our Spelling Abilitys
It's true. The world's spelling acuity, and America's in particular, has suffered immensely due to one major reason. The advent of the Internet.This new medium has single-handedly opened up communications for the masses. The tables have...
Do Something Personal
Yesterday, someone asked me how my day was. I took a few seconds and then told them, "Pretty good, got a lot done. Yep, it was a pretty good day." He looked at me and said, "You really thought about that."Well, yeah, of...
The Best Water I Ever Tasted
I was talking with some friends last night and the topic turned to the best water we'd ever had. One guy said he took a drink out of a fountain at work that day and it was the best water he'd ever tasted, better than anything from a bottle. That...
All Hail The Bathroom Exhaust Fan
I want to know something. Who invented the bathroom exhaust fan? I'll tell you, a genius, that's who. A veritable God among men. Whoever it was may have inadvertently saved civilization from certain ruin.It's such a simple invention...
Why Divorce Rates Are So High
Okay, first, if you're looking for actual scientific data, you're looking in the wrong place. I'm totally pulling all this stuff out of my rear but since my rear has been divorced twice, I think I have a little experience in the matter. Plus, I'm a fairly...
WWJD: I Bet Jesus Could Dunk
If Jesus came back today, I bet he could dunk a basketball. With that whole water-to-wine, healing-the-blind, walking-on-water thing, you know dunking would be a walk in the park. Think about it, Jesus would be one helluva basketball player.Who...
I Thought I Was Phish Proof
I'm as tech-savvy as they come. I've been a computer programmer for a major corporation, I've been a head CIS guy, I've run my own businesses, including one where I built internet sites and presences on the web. As far as the internet goes,...
The Six Dollar Store
The other day, I was visiting with my parents and my Mom exclaimed with the fervor of a teenager that she found a six dollar store. A six dollar store? I've heard of a dollar store and a 99 cent store, even a two dollar store. But a six dollar...
The Stain
I have a legitimate question. Why can't food stains be pretty? One day, you're sitting there minding your own business, eating a perfectly good chili burger and when you bring it up to your mouth ... sloosh, chili all over your shirt. And not just chili, it's...