Ross Cavins Releases Follow The Money
Yet another interview with F. Lawrence Caslin on Scrivel.com about my upcoming book, Follow The Money. Today, it is released!!! Click and enjoy! Interview Here - Ross Cavins Releases "Follow The Money"
Airing My Dirty Nasty Landry
I clicked on a thing the other day and was taken to the Samsung webpage for some front-loading washers. Beautiful page. Bad English. And bad ad copy. To wit, I know that Samsung is a Chinese company but OMG. They need to hire some English-speaking proofreaders, and...
Finalist in Strong Scenes Contest
I am a finalist in the Strong Scenes Contest for September 2010. I'm hoping everyone will go there, read the 3 short scenes, and vote for the best. It's mine, of course, but it's a free nation. You're allowed to have bad taste. The rest of us get to make fun of you...
Cross-Pollinating with Sarah The Crazy Baby Mama
Cross-Pollinating with Sarah The Crazy Baby Mama ... See my post "The Agent Who Laughed Himself To Death" at her blog today! Desperate Times by The Crazy Baby Mama For the past almost-two years, I’ve been stalking anyone with a baby. No, really. It’s actually even...
Overs vs. Unders: The Great Toilet Paper Debate
Over Is Right, Under Is Wrong Just the other day, I had to change toilet paper rolls in two of our three bathrooms. I didn't realize it at the time but that small event made me completely ecstatic. You see, I'm an "Over" and my wife is an "Under." Let me...
The Gay Card
Recently, I entered my wife and I into a "Couple's Best" contest where you submit a 200 word story of how you met, and people vote on the best story. I figured I'd write up our story, and we'd have to win versus all those amateurs. At stake was a $50 mall gift...
Review – Meeting Mr. Wrong
"Don't email me if you want a supermodel. I'm twenty-two, divorced, and I have twins. I'm also overweight, unattractive, and have no education to speak of. I'm pretty much not going to bring anything to the table except the fact that I'm pretty nice and won't ask you...
Book Reviews, Book Reviews, Book Reviews
Book Reviews floweth left and right. And all are flowing with praise for my new re-edited book, "Follow The Money." I'm flattered by all the nice words and copious love, and now that there's a little buzz about the book, I only hope that it can live up to the...
The Pontiac Aztek, a True American Invention
My only regret, Front Wheel Drive. In 2001, when the Pontiac Aztek first came out, it was reviled as one of the ugliest cars ever made. At the auto show where it was released, the GM executives even apologized for its look. GM stated at that same show that they...
The Case of the Discolored Pepperoni
Can you blame me for adding stuff to it? By the time anyone reads this, I'll have been through the experience and we can all laugh about it. But right now, the pain is tearing my insides out and I can't keep liquids down. That's right, yours truly is suffering from...