by Ross Cavins | May 19, 2008 | Blog
One for every mood. All men eventually experience that first time in the condom aisle. Be it in the local drug store or the 7-11 down the street, we’ve all had that “emergency” purchase. It’s a very uncomfortable situation, worse than being...
by Ross Cavins | May 11, 2008 | Blog
Cute and Cuddly Gismo. Wus. When I was younger, much younger, the movie “Gremlins ” was released. I was twelve when we went to see it in the theatre and let me tell you, this was not a movie for kids. It was a horror film. I know Spike laughed all the...
by Ross Cavins | May 5, 2008 | Blog
Everyone remembers their first date. It’s a special experience that you never forget. Like your first real kiss. Or your first car. Or your first computer. My first date was with Angela Smith. We were both fifteen and went to different schools. ...
by Ross Cavins | Apr 28, 2008 | Blog
Blame it on the Producer. Back in the spring of 1989 when Milli Vanilli released their smash Album, Girl You Know It’s True, a friend of mine introduced them to me. I made a copy of her cassette (life before CDs in my world) and practically wore it out in my...
by Ross Cavins | Apr 20, 2008 | Blog
Yeah, you heard me right: Dre not as good as Cube. I overheard this the other day out in public. I don’t know about you but I didn’t need to hear any more. What witticism can you follow this up with anyway? Any actual conversation that follows would be...
by Ross Cavins | Apr 13, 2008 | Blog
Who the hell’s he talking to? No, this isn’t about a stupid cell phone commercial where a chubby geeky guy walks around saying the stupid catch-phrase into a dummy phone. (Side note: I had seen three different commercials before I noticed his wannabe beer...