The Dreaded Condom Aisle

The Dreaded Condom Aisle

One for every mood. All men eventually experience that first time in the condom aisle.  Be it in the local drug store or the 7-11 down the street, we’ve all had that “emergency” purchase.  It’s a very uncomfortable situation, worse than being...
I Blame the Gremlins

I Blame the Gremlins

Cute and Cuddly Gismo. Wus. When I was younger, much younger, the movie “Gremlins ” was released.  I was twelve when we went to see it in the theatre and let me tell you, this was not a movie for kids. It was a horror film. I know Spike laughed all the...
My First Date

My First Date

Everyone remembers their first date.  It’s a special experience that you never forget.  Like your first real kiss.  Or your first car.  Or your first computer. My first date was with Angela Smith.  We were both fifteen and went to different schools. ...
The Last Milli Vanilli Fan

The Last Milli Vanilli Fan

Blame it on the Producer. Back in the spring of 1989 when Milli Vanilli released their smash Album, Girl You Know It’s True, a friend of mine introduced them to me.  I made a copy of her cassette (life before CDs in my world) and practically wore it out in my...
Dre Not As Good As Cube

Dre Not As Good As Cube

Yeah, you heard me right: Dre not as good as Cube.  I overheard this the other day out in public.  I don’t know about you but I didn’t need to hear any more.  What witticism can you follow this up with anyway? Any actual conversation that follows would be...
Can You Hear Me Now?

Can You Hear Me Now?

Who the hell’s he talking to? No, this isn’t about a stupid cell phone commercial where a chubby geeky guy walks around saying the stupid catch-phrase into a dummy phone.  (Side note: I had seen three different commercials before I noticed his wannabe beer...