Steven Seagal is a Dick

Steven Seagal isone of the worst action movie heros of all time (apologies to Chuck Norris).  Every movie of his is the same plot with the same moves and the same outcome.  There’s always a bunch of people fighting with guns and his character usually...

William H. Macy

William H. MacyI have one thing to say about the man, every movie he's in is good.  It's that simple.  He doesn't pick bad roles or bad movies.  He's golden.  If you're a movie producer or casting director, you already know what...

The Chicken Leg

I was eating chicken with a friend the other day, just shooting the breeze and enjoying a nice leisurely meal.  He's not necessarily an odd guy, grooms himself decently enough, has a nice tan, a beautiful wife, etc.  But there are some odd things about...

Jesus Loves Me … But …

Will he talk to the IRS for me?  I drive around town and see signs like "Jesus Loves You" and "Jesus Forgives" but my big question is, can he get some of tax debt forgiven?  A Jesus Loves You T-shirt.Due to some screwed up business...

We’ve Been To Savannah

I was talking with my Mom and Dad the other day and I asked if they'd been to Savannah yet.  My Mom said they hadn't and my Dad spoke up kind of snippy, saying, "We've been to Savannah." River Street in SavannahThis is a normal conversation...

The Robbery

Okay, here's the deal:  My office was broken into over the 4th of July holiday.  My computer, my brand new Dell computer, was stolen along with all my personal stuff on it.  Thank God I had made backups 1 week ago so most everything can be...