by Ross Cavins | Jul 3, 2007 | Blog
I had a dream last night, of a girl. A girl I’d had a crush on since elementary school. We all have that girl (or guy), the one we noticed in first grade, the one we’ve always had a sweet spot for, the one we bought jewelry for when we went to... by Ross Cavins | Jun 30, 2007 | Blog
I have no ass. At all. I'm 35 and my ass has left me flatter than my mattress. It just took off one day without writing or saying goodbye. I Have No AssI mean, it's not that I had a big ass to begin with. Really, as I look back, it was... by Ross Cavins | Jun 28, 2007 | Blog
People can be divied into two types and it seems as if most women belong to that one group I don't. You know what I'm talking about, I'm talking about Floor Dwellers. Yep, Floor Dwellers, you know who you are. Sexy Floor DwellerYou're the... by Ross Cavins | Jun 27, 2007 | Blog
What is it with this going bald thing? Aren't you supposed to get your bald pattern from your mother's father? Until a few years ago, I used to feel good about what was gonna happen with my thick copse of hair. Then it started. Capt Jean-Luc...