Analyze My Dream

I had a dream last night, of a girl.  A girl I’d had a crush on since elementary school.  We all have that girl (or guy), the one we noticed in first grade, the one we’ve always had a sweet spot for, the one we bought jewelry for when we went to...

No Ass Syndrome

I have no ass.  At all.  I'm 35 and my ass has left me flatter than my mattress.  It just took off one day without writing or saying goodbye. I Have No AssI mean, it's not that I had a big ass to begin with.  Really, as I look back, it was...

The Floor Dwellers

People can be divied into two types and it seems as if most women belong to that one group I don't.  You know what I'm talking about, I'm talking about Floor Dwellers.  Yep, Floor Dwellers, you know who you are. Sexy Floor DwellerYou're the...

To Be or Not To Be … Bald

What is it with this going bald thing?  Aren't you supposed to get your bald pattern from your mother's father?  Until a few years ago, I used to feel good about what was gonna happen with my thick copse of hair.  Then it started. Capt Jean-Luc...