by Ross Cavins | Nov 10, 2008 | Blog
My friend Jeff and I were heading out for burgers when he pulled the top of his boxers out of his pants and said, “You know how long I’ve had these?” Usually when I hear a rhetorical question, I answer with something outlandish. Like “Gary...
by Ross Cavins | Nov 3, 2008 | Blog
*not actual nephew I learned something this past weekend that disturbs me. My four year old nephew Joey has a big schlong. It’s so big that it gets talked about. The boy is set for life. I didn’t learn this by giving him a bath or anything. I learned...
by Ross Cavins | Oct 27, 2008 | Blog
Look out for the newest fitness fad that’s sweeping the nation! It’s the exercise craze that’s got Hollywood stars Matthew McConaughey and Katherine Heigel looking like a million dollars. It’s Kettlenetics!! And oh my god, it’s a real...
by Ross Cavins | Oct 20, 2008 | Blog
So I had a yard sale with my parents and my sister this past weekend. I know what you’re thinking, in October? Don’t worry, the weather was a brisk 60 degrees; it was nice. Rain had threatened us all week but it came a day early and stopped around four...
by Ross Cavins | Oct 13, 2008 | Blog
This past Sunday night, I ate dinner at my parent’s house. Also in attendance were my sister and her new husband. It was a simple dinner of grilled hot dogs with all the fixins and pan-fried potato slices. The meal was more about the company than the food...