by Ross Cavins | Jul 21, 2008 | Blog
Men can be defined in more ways than having a penis. We like our sports, whether we’re playing them or watching them. We fart in our sleep even if we swear up and down that we don’t. And we love to give directions. Men will even compete over who has the...
by Ross Cavins | Jul 14, 2008 | Blog
The Fading LP The world is constantly evolving. It is inevitable; all that is now, will be no more. Traditions are but man’s futile attempts to preserve a way of life. But traditions are easily corrupted. Such is the disappearance of things. Remember when...
by Ross Cavins | Jul 7, 2008 | Blog
Dishwater Johnson is a guy everyone knows. We see him everywhere. In a McDonald’s drive-thru paying with a hundred. At a construction site with his hat on backwards. In a Wal-Mart parking lot trying to park in the space with the cart corral. Dishwater...
by Ross Cavins | Jun 30, 2008 | Blog
Kids always find ways to rebel against older generations. They do it through music and art and hair styles and more obviously, through clothing fashions. For instance, do you tuck your shirt in or leave it out? This was a conversation I had with a friend months...
by Ross Cavins | Jun 23, 2008 | Blog
There are two kinds of toilet paper: the good stuff and the other stuff. The good stuff is fluffy and squeezably soft while the other stuff is scratchy and noticably thin. The good stuff has commercials where kids cram it under their clothes and suddenly become...