by Ross Cavins | Jun 16, 2008 | Blog
We are the children. We are the ones who make a brighter day so let’s start giving. That’s how the song goes and even though tons of stars banded together to record it for a good cause, I hate the song with an intense passion. Why, you may ask? Why...
by Ross Cavins | Jun 9, 2008 | Blog
What is the definition of a fruit? Dictionary.com defines it as “the edible part of a plant developed from a flower, with any accessory tissues.” But I disagree. Fruit: Any manner of food that is eventually made into an artificial flavor used in...
by Ross Cavins | Jun 2, 2008 | Blog
Well, I thought I’d try something a little different this week. My bio and profile on other sites always talks about my cat and how awesome he is (but whiny) so here you go. I finally enter the LOLCatz craze by writing some nutty sayings over picture of my cat....
by Ross Cavins | May 26, 2008 | Blog
It’s every humor writer’s goal to write humor that is not only funny, but lasts a lifetime. A good humorist strives to make his experiences in life relatable and enjoyable for the masses while being unique and witty enough to create his own voice....
by Ross Cavins | May 19, 2008 | Blog
One for every mood. All men eventually experience that first time in the condom aisle. Be it in the local drug store or the 7-11 down the street, we’ve all had that “emergency” purchase. It’s a very uncomfortable situation, worse than being...