The Last Milli Vanilli Fan

    The Last Milli Vanilli Fan

    Blame it on the Producer. Back in the spring of 1989 when Milli Vanilli released their smash Album, Girl You Know It’s True, a friend of mine introduced them to me.  I made a copy of her cassette (life before CDs in my world) and practically wore it out in my...
    Dre Not As Good As Cube

    Dre Not As Good As Cube

    Yeah, you heard me right: Dre not as good as Cube.  I overheard this the other day out in public.  I don’t know about you but I didn’t need to hear any more.  What witticism can you follow this up with anyway? Any actual conversation that follows would be...
    Can You Hear Me Now?

    Can You Hear Me Now?

    Who the hell’s he talking to? No, this isn’t about a stupid cell phone commercial where a chubby geeky guy walks around saying the stupid catch-phrase into a dummy phone.  (Side note: I had seen three different commercials before I noticed his wannabe beer...
    The Worst Position in Football

    The Worst Position in Football

    I never played football growing up because my mom wouldn’t let me.  I was accident prone enough without adding eleven guys to the equation, all in pads (read: armor) trying their best to knock me on my almost-non-existent ass .  But if I had played,...
    The Raisin Bran Conspiracy

    The Raisin Bran Conspiracy

    I’m 36.  I’ve been in love more than once and I’ve done my fair share of traveling.  I’ve been to Disney World, I’ve seen the Grand Canyon, and I’ve partied in Time Square.  I’m 36 and I just had my first bowl of Raisin Bran....