We’ve Been To Savannah

    I was talking with my Mom and Dad the other day and I asked if they'd been to Savannah yet.  My Mom said they hadn't and my Dad spoke up kind of snippy, saying, "We've been to Savannah." River Street in SavannahThis is a normal conversation...

    The Robbery

    Okay, here's the deal:  My office was broken into over the 4th of July holiday.  My computer, my brand new Dell computer, was stolen along with all my personal stuff on it.  Thank God I had made backups 1 week ago so most everything can be...

    Analyze My Dream

    I had a dream last night, of a girl.  A girl I’d had a crush on since elementary school.  We all have that girl (or guy), the one we noticed in first grade, the one we’ve always had a sweet spot for, the one we bought jewelry for when we went to...

    No Ass Syndrome

    I have no ass.  At all.  I'm 35 and my ass has left me flatter than my mattress.  It just took off one day without writing or saying goodbye. I Have No AssI mean, it's not that I had a big ass to begin with.  Really, as I look back, it was...

    The Floor Dwellers

    People can be divied into two types and it seems as if most women belong to that one group I don't.  You know what I'm talking about, I'm talking about Floor Dwellers.  Yep, Floor Dwellers, you know who you are. Sexy Floor DwellerYou're the...