Movie Review: Hot Fuzz (2007)

Bloody Hilarious Hot Fuzz is a British comedy brought to you by the director and writer of Shaun of the Dead, this movie is drop-dead hilarious and wonderfully well-produced.  One of the funniest movies I’ve seen in a long time, Hot Fuzz serves up that dry humor...
Scrabble on TV

Scrabble on TV

I was playing Scrabble yesterday and I began to wonder if they televised the Scrabble championships.  They have them, you know, because I’ve read about them.  But do they televise them?  Do they provide play-by-play with color commentary? Announcer Voice:  Hello...

Movie Review: Spider-Man 3 (2007)

Gayness Personified Spider-man 1 didn’t trip my trigger and Spider-man 2 slightly redeemed the series.  But Spider-man 3 was the gayest of all three.  With such cheap tricks as an unexplained meteorite, short-term amnesia and hullaballoo science via a particle...
The Yard Art Phenomenon

The Yard Art Phenomenon

A Garden Gnome. An epidemic has swept the South, one of epic proportions that threatens the very underpinnings of good taste.  We’ve all seen it and we’ve all commented on it, it’s the phenomenon of yard art and it’s a plague that seems to have...
The Lyric Mangler

The Lyric Mangler

It’s a complete mystery to me.  How my five year old nephew can remember the words to every song he hears.  How he can recite entire passages from movies verbatim.  I don’t understand, he must have a gene I don’t.  I can’t even sing a Christmas...