The Greatest Condiment Ever Invented: Ketchup

Some might disagree but they'd be wrong.  There are other condiments that run a close second but as far as I am concerned, ketchup is the most important food accompaniment ever invented.The British might make a case for mayonnaise, as would some...

If The Shoe Fits …

Back in high school, I worked in the shoe department at Sears in the mall.  I started the summer before in Personnel but when school came around, I moved out to the sales floor.  Into the shoe department.  I was Al Bundy before the show ever...

Real Men Use Loofahs

It's the new millennium and has been for quite a few years.  The definition of what constitutes a man is being rewritten on a daily basis.  Not only is he responsible for bringing home the bacon, but also running the kids to soccer practice, making...

WWJD: What If Jesus Had Married?

Let's pretend for a moment that history was different, or that Dan Brown and the conspiracy theorists were right.  Let's play with the idea that Jesus married Mary Magdelene.  All you zealots out there go ahead and grab your stones and prepare to get...

The Bully Who Found God

Everyone remembers a couple bullies from their school years.  But there's usually one in particular that always stands out.  He was the meanest, snottiest excuse for a human being on the face of the earth.  He never had mercy and he never cared for...