by Ross Cavins | Aug 11, 2008 | Blog
“Housesitter” ran on TBS this past weekend (written in mid-July). I kept the sound off while I tried to write about different things. I read through the paper where it talked about Toyota building its Prius here in the U.S. That’s not funny. I...
by Ross Cavins | Aug 4, 2008 | Blog
I did it. Despite the advice of a trusted movie friend, I watched the musical, Across The Universe. This was a leap for me, you see, because other than Grease, I have hated every musical every produced. I even hate musicals I’ve never seen. Why? I...
by Ross Cavins | Jul 28, 2008 | Blog
After succumbing to the inevitable metabolism death, I underwent The Great Diet Switch . Since that fateful day when I swore off regular sodas, I have rarely to drink one. When a diet choice is available, even a particularly nasty one, I always take it. Such is my...
by Ross Cavins | Jul 21, 2008 | Blog
Men can be defined in more ways than having a penis. We like our sports, whether we’re playing them or watching them. We fart in our sleep even if we swear up and down that we don’t. And we love to give directions. Men will even compete over who has the...
by Ross Cavins | Jul 14, 2008 | Blog
The Fading LP The world is constantly evolving. It is inevitable; all that is now, will be no more. Traditions are but man’s futile attempts to preserve a way of life. But traditions are easily corrupted. Such is the disappearance of things. Remember when...
by Ross Cavins | Jul 7, 2008 | Blog
Dishwater Johnson is a guy everyone knows. We see him everywhere. In a McDonald’s drive-thru paying with a hundred. At a construction site with his hat on backwards. In a Wal-Mart parking lot trying to park in the space with the cart corral. Dishwater...