The Greatest TV Intro Ever

The Greatest TV Intro Ever

It’s not Cheers or Friends or even MASH.  It’s not Who’s The Boss or Leave It To Beaver or The Brady Bunch.  Nor is it Scooby Doo or Monday Night Football or Arrested Development.  No, the greatest TV show intro ever edited is none other than …...
Bed Security

Bed Security

There’s a lot I miss about being married or in a serious relationship.  Cuddling on the couch when we’d watch TV, cooking a grandiose meal for two, taking naughty showers together.  And even providing bed security. Women know what I’m referring to,...
The Great Diet Switch

The Great Diet Switch

Diet Mountain Dew The biggest moment in my life wasn’t my sixteenth birthday.  It wasn’t the junior or senior prom.  It wasn’t the day of my weddings (nor my divorces).  It wasn’t even the day I lost my virginity.  The biggest moment in my life...
Scrabble on TV

Scrabble on TV

I was playing Scrabble yesterday and I began to wonder if they televised the Scrabble championships.  They have them, you know, because I’ve read about them.  But do they televise them?  Do they provide play-by-play with color commentary? Announcer Voice:  Hello...
The Yard Art Phenomenon

The Yard Art Phenomenon

A Garden Gnome. An epidemic has swept the South, one of epic proportions that threatens the very underpinnings of good taste.  We’ve all seen it and we’ve all commented on it, it’s the phenomenon of yard art and it’s a plague that seems to have...
The Lyric Mangler

The Lyric Mangler

It’s a complete mystery to me.  How my five year old nephew can remember the words to every song he hears.  How he can recite entire passages from movies verbatim.  I don’t understand, he must have a gene I don’t.  I can’t even sing a Christmas...